A Jerk of a Boss Does Drive One to Drink — Unisex Tee

It started with a reasonable request. Then came the unreasonable deadline. Then the 4pm Friday email. Then the “can we hop on a quick call?” that was neither quick nor a call.

And here we are.

This tee is for everyone who’s ever clocked out and immediately needed a beverage. A badge of honor for the over-managed, under-appreciated, and perpetually cc’d.

Wear it proudly. You’ve earned it — probably several times this week alone.

Makes a great gift for coworkers, friends in toxic workplaces, or anyone who’s ever muted themselves on a Zoom call to say what they really think.

Why you’ll love it:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — soft, light, and great for decompressing after work
• Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape — unlike your patience
• Side-seamed for a relaxed, flattering fit
• Available in sizes XS–4XL in 6 colors

Size guide